Shitty choices.

Man wants to go fishing
A man says to his wife, “Hey honey, get out of bed. You, the dog, and I are going fishing.”

The wife says “I don’t want to go fishing.”

So the man gives his wife an ultimatum, “You either; come fishing, take it up the ass, or give me a blowjob.”

The wife chooses a blowjob.

After a while of sucking, she says “tastes like shit..”

The man says “well, the dog didn’t want to go either.”