09/12 Thursday Jokes🤡😂🤣😲

1. Dirty whales
A male whale and female whale were swimming off the coast of Russia when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years ago. He said to the female whale, “Let’s both swim under the ship and blow out air from our air holes together and it will sink the ship”. They did it and the ship turned sideways and sank.

Soon however the whales realized that the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the shore. The male whale got angry and told the female that they were going to get away and told her, “Let’s swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore”. The female was becoming reluctant to follow him. “Look,” she said ” I went along with the blowjob, but I refuse to swallow the seamen

2. DisHonest
What’s the difference between an atheist and an evangelical Christian?
The atheist is honest about not following the teachings of Christ.

3…silence…

I was kidnapped by Mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me

4. Scammed

It’s been months since I ordered the book “How To Scam People Online”…
It still hasn’t arrived yet.

5. spelling mee!

Teacher: how do you spell ‘crocodile’
Kid: K-R-O-K-I-D-I-A-L.

Teacher: no, that’s wrong.

Kid: no, I’m right. Other people might spell it differently but you asked how I spell it.