26/12/22 Jokes

1. you know what they say; time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas.

2. Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo drizzle…

3. I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes.
Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

4. A buttload of underwear…
Is one pair.

5. Hey, stutterer! What did you do to the corpse?
I eyefucked her