29/12/22 Jokes

1. My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of a Ford F-150.
He’s ….a pickup artist.

2. Two scientists walk into a bar.
Walks into a bar
“I’ll have H2O,” says the first. “I’ll have H2O, too,” says the second. The bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical functions of homonyms in coda positions, as well as pragmatic context.

3. What’s the difference between model trains and titties?
Nothing, both are intended for children but it’s the dads who are playing with them.

4. In charge of scheduling, Yoda was
Do you know why the Star Wars movies were written 4,5,6,1,2,3?

5. Smoking pot
Told my wife I was going to start smoking pot.
She said if I did she was going to leave me.
That’s proof that it gets rid of aches and pains!