29/1/23 Jokes

1. How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but the lightbulb must really want to change.

2. What do you call a prostitute who serves every profession?
A jack off all trades.

3. Son: “Dad, what’s the difference between toilet paper and a curtain?” Dad: “I don’t know.”
Son: “So it was you.”

4. I told my therapist I’m afraid my girlfriend will cheat on me because I’m not that good in bed
He said “We have to work on your thrust issues”

5. Why doesn’t the ocean leak out?
It’s sealed.