Category: humour

Payback baby.

A doctor is delivering a baby. The head comes out and the baby says β€œHey, you my dad?”. The doctor is shocked, says no and the baby shoots back inside…


Share This

😆🤣 You got Me!

What’s black and never works?         Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard


Share This

Shitty choices.

Man wants to go fishing A man says to his wife, β€œHey honey, get out of bed. You, the dog, and I are going fishing.” The wife says β€œI don’t…


Share This

‘Scientist’ in hell

A guy named Bob dies and goes to hell. Before him stands the Devil. “Hello, Bob. Welcome to Hell” the Devil says. “Now there are seven levels of hell and…


Share This

Motorways

A six-lane motorway and an autobahn are having a drink in a bar. The door opens and a skinny useless-looking single strip of asphalt walks in and sits near them.…


Share This



« Previous Page
Next Page »

Get In TouchπŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸ£