My brother has a nut allergy and decided to spread peanut butter on his dick to make it swell. β¦He calls it anaphylactic cock
Dear Women, When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful,…
Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. “What brings you guys in today?” the bartender asks. “I guess you haven’t heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday…
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A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps the person who liesβ¦ The man decided to try it out at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you during school hours.…
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A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods. When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap. The frog said…
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