Thesaurus Club
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak…
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Mass paper fraud
A boy selling newspapers on the street. Keeps walking around the streets with newspapers while waving one around and shouting: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled!…
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Bear hands.
I was kidnapped by a mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I’ll tear him apart with my bear…
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Ways To get Fucked
There are four kinds of sex HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX – After you have…
Shakespeare
A man walked into a bookshop and said: I’d like to buy a book by Shakespeare ‘Of course’ replied the sales assistant ‘Any particular one?’ ‘William, of course’ replies the…
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