Tag: funny

Payback baby.

A doctor is delivering a baby. The head comes out and the baby says β€œHey, you my dad?”. The doctor is shocked, says no and the baby shoots back inside…


😆🤣 You got Me!

What’s black and never works?         Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard


Shitty choices.

Man wants to go fishing A man says to his wife, β€œHey honey, get out of bed. You, the dog, and I are going fishing.” The wife says β€œI don’t…


‘Scientist’ in hell

A guy named Bob dies and goes to hell. Before him stands the Devil. “Hello, Bob. Welcome to Hell” the Devil says. “Now there are seven levels of hell and…


Motorways

A six-lane motorway and an autobahn are having a drink in a bar. The door opens and a skinny useless-looking single strip of asphalt walks in and sits near them.…



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