Payback baby.
A doctor is delivering a baby. The head comes out and the baby says “Hey, you my dad?”. The doctor is shocked, says no and the baby shoots back inside…
😆🤣 You got Me!
What’s black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard
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Shitty choices.
Man wants to go fishing A man says to his wife, “Hey honey, get out of bed. You, the dog, and I are going fishing.” The wife says “I don’t…
‘Scientist’ in hell
A guy named Bob dies and goes to hell. Before him stands the Devil. “Hello, Bob. Welcome to Hell” the Devil says. “Now there are seven levels of hell and…
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Category: humour
Motorways
A six-lane motorway and an autobahn are having a drink in a bar. The door opens and a skinny useless-looking single strip of asphalt walks in and sits near them.…
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