Ugh!
What’s the difference between an epileptic chef at an oyster bar and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits The other fucks between shits
666
If the number 666 is considered evil 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.
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Netflix in Russia
How do you say “No TV” in Russia? Nietflix.
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Serial Mastubator
A serial masturbator goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him, “You’ve got to stop masturbating.” The man asks, “Why?” Doctor says, “So that I can examine you.”
ooh Trump, again!
Trump kept talking about restoring “law and order.” I don’t know about you, but I’d rather vote for a candidate who wants to restore Firefly.
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