Evil Wife
My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” I…
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Your Problem
A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their 9 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it…
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Nudist Colony
Who’s the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
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Me Walking My Dog
I was walking my dog this morning when this guy shouted at me “I hope you’re gonna pick that shit up!” I just pulled up my pants and ran.
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Private Question?
Can someone please tell me what the lowest rank in the military is? Every time I ask someone they say “it’s private.”
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