Tag: jokes

Mass paper fraud

A boy selling newspapers on the street. Keeps walking around the streets with newspapers while waving one around and shouting: Mass fraud! Mass fraud! One hundred people have been fooled!…


Bear hands.

I was kidnapped by a mad scientist who experimented on me, replacing my limbs with animal ones. If I ever see him again I’ll tear him apart with my bear…


Ways To get Fucked

There are four kinds of sex HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX – After you have…


Shakespeare

A man walked into a bookshop and said: I’d like to buy a book by Shakespeare ‘Of course’ replied the sales assistant ‘Any particular one?’ ‘William, of course’ replies the…


Bill Gets Covid

It’s obvious Bill Gates didn’t create COVID none of his other products are able to release new versions this frequently.



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