Balls sucked
Did you know? If you rest one of your testicles on top of an empty beer bottle and hold a flame at the base… eventually, the testicle will be sucked…
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Vampire competition
Three vampires are having a competition to find out who’s the most vicious vampire amongst them. The first one says, “Watch this,” He flies fast, at about 100 miles/hour. After…
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Only In Australia
Wow, that’s possible? Apparently, a man in Australia, who was so drunk that he was kicked out of the bar, decided to go to a local zoo where he climbed…
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New law
A new law Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. “What brings you guys in today?” the bartender asks. “I guess you haven’t heard yet. The mayor passed…
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Payback baby.
A doctor is delivering a baby. The head comes out and the baby says “Hey, you my dad?”. The doctor is shocked, says no and the baby shoots back inside…
