Tag: jokes

Dear Women

Dear Women, When a guy calls you hot, he’s looking at your body. When a guy calls you pretty, he’s looking at your face. When a guy calls you beautiful,…


A new law

Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. “What brings you guys in today?” the bartender asks. “I guess you haven’t heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday…


A Man & a lie detector

A man bought a lie detector robot that slaps the person who lies… The man decided to try it out at dinner. Dad: Son, where were you during school hours.…


A frog and a Woman

A woman was out golfing and hit the ball deep into the woods. When she went to look for it she found a frog in a trap. The frog said…


Ugh!

What’s the difference between an epileptic chef at an oyster bar and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits The other fucks between shits



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