Donald Trump is in Berlin for his first state visit with Angela Merkel. Trump quickly asks what the secret of her great success is. Merkel tells him you just have…
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A gas station owner in Arkansas was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read: *** “FREE SEX w/fill-up … just guess the right number…
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A horny gorilla sees a lion bent over taking a drink from a water stream. The gorilla runs up behind the lion, grabs on, and has his way with him.…
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A blonde goes to a dairy and asks to see the farmer… The blonde said, βI need some milk.” The farmer says, “Well you can get that at any supermarket,…
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My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?” I…
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