1. A Friend Indeed? I was having sex with my friend’s wife, the phone rang. I heard it was her husband and I quickly started to get dressed. She told…
1.Gonorrhealize βDoc, I think my son has gonorrhea,β a patient told his urologist on the phone. βThe only woman heβs screwed is our maid.β βOK, donβt be hard on him.…
1. Bee sting! good! I was stung on my dick by a bee once. When I went to the doctor I asked him if he could give me something for…
1. Dirty whales A male whale and female whale were swimming off the coast of Russia when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same…
1. Not dead yet A funeral service is being held in a synagogue for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are…