Ways To get Fucked
There are four kinds of sex HOUSE SEX – When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room. BEDROOM SEX – After you have…
“Cuming research”
I’m conducting a seminar to discuss my research into the benefits masturbation provides to the brain’s ability to process and remember new information. Come to know more.
Donkey case
A police captain moved to a small town, upon his arrival the locals warned him there were no women in town … He was told that whenever he wanted to…
Payback baby.
A doctor is delivering a baby. The head comes out and the baby says “Hey, you my dad?”. The doctor is shocked, says no and the baby shoots back inside…
Shitty choices.
Man wants to go fishing A man says to his wife, “Hey honey, get out of bed. You, the dog, and I are going fishing.” The wife says “I don’t…
