Dracholt Cow


Category: humour

In a small town near Dracholt, the only cow in the town stopped giving milk after some research, the town folk learned that they could buy one in Aubin, another town near Dracholt, for cheap. The cow was wonderful. Everyone was happy as she produced lots of milk every day. They also got a bull to mate with the cow, so they’d never have to worry about cows or milk anymore. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but he was never able to mate. The people got very upset and went to the vet for advice: Our bull is unable to mount the cow. If he approaches her from the rear, she moves forward. When he approaches her from the front, she backs off. If he attempts mounting from the side, she walks away to the other side. The vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully before asking: Did you, by any chance, buy this cow from Aubin? The people were dumbfounded because no one had ever mentioned that before. You are truly a wise Vet, they said. How did you know we bought the cow from Aubin? The vet replied with a somber look in his eyes: My wife’s from Aubin.

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