9/12 Friday Jokes 😲🤣😂🤡

1. Bee sting! good!

I was stung on my dick by a bee once. When I went to the doctor I asked him if he could give me something for the pain but to leave the swelling.

2. Golf holes

Was golfing with the wife when a stray shot hit her, ran to the clubhouse to ask for a doctor. He said ‘where did it happen’, ‘between the first and second hole’ he said well you haven’t left much room for a bandage!

3. No baby, the baby can’t come
My wife phoned me, panting and breathless.
“Where are you?” she moaned.

“I’m at the pub,” I replied.

She said, “I think the baby’s coming!”

I said, “Well, he won’t get in. He’s underage.”27

4. planet sex
If I could have sex with any person on the planet.
I would.

5. ####

When I was growing up # was pound, not hashtag
Good thing it changed, since “pound metoo” would’ve been sending the wrong message.