19/12/22 Jokes

1. Did you hear about the tea growing on the mountainside?
   It was steep.

2. I asked a rabbit why he only had one foot
He said, “they’re always after me lucky charms!”

3. Why are people living in the north pole narcissists?
Because the world revolves around them

4. If having a belly is normal, what do you call it when somebody has a 6-pack?
Abnormal

5. Did you hear about Apple’s dollar store? They got in trouble with organized religion.
Shouldn’t have named it iDollarTree.