22/12/22 Jokes

1. Porn star
The woman who lives across the street from me is a porn star. She is going to go fucking mad when she finds out.

2. I’m changing my name to Jesus.
Because every time I walk into a room people say ‘oh Jesus’.

3. I just got a new job at the zoo, circumcising the elephants!
The pay isn’t great, but the tips are huge!

4. Anal beads
I learned last night that you don’t remove anal beads like you are trying to start a chainsaw

5. What do you call it when a boob is questioning its purpose in life?

An iden-titty crisis!