23/12/22 Jokes


Category: humour

1. A stomach said to the brain, “I am more clever than you are.” “How so?” brain inquired.
I can tell when I am empty, you can’t.

2. My jokes are like semen
Sometimes they land and stick! Other times they are hard to swallow!

3. I think my cholesterol might be too high,
A mosquito bit me, grabbed its little chest, and keeled over.

4. Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should you spread them apart?

5. Doctor visit.
Took my wife to the doctor today to sort out her Tourette’s.

Turns out she doesn’t have Tourette’s.

I am a cunt and she really does want me to fuck off.

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