24/12/22 Jokes

1. What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne comes on a boy’s face after he is 13 years old.

2. Why is it better to hire fifty $20 hookers rather than a single $1000 escort?
More poorgasms

3. Most people don’t know that I used to date twins.
I had a friend ask, “How did you tell them apart?” I said, “Well, Kim used to paint her nails red. And Ken, he had a dick.”

4. Most people don’t know that I used to date twins.
I had a friend ask, “How did you tell them apart?” I said, “Well, Kim used to paint her nails red. And Ken, he had a dick.”

5. A married couple slept in twin beds……
A married couple slept in twin beds. One night just as they were settling down to sleep, he called across to her: ‘My little honey bunch, I’m lonely.’ Taking the hint, she got out of her bed and crossed to his, but on the way, she tripped on the rug and fell flat on her face. Concerned, he inquired: ‘Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her nosey-wosey?’ After they had passionate sex, she got up to return to her own bed, but on the way back she again tripped on the rug and fell flat on her face. He glanced at her and said: ‘Clumsy bitch!’