25/12/22 Jokes

1. I asked a squirrel if he preferred peanuts or cashews, but he didn’t respond
He’s still on the fence.

2. When Chemists Die
They Barium!

3. Why did a lot of Christmas lights show up at the party?
If one goes out, they all go out.

4. I want to be a locksmith.
It’s a career that will open many doors.

5. You’re American outside, but when you go to the bathroom….
European.