10/1/23 Jokes


Category: humour

1. Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos.
Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon.

2. Why did the sperm cross the road?
I put on the wrong sock this morning.

3. 80% of women asked if they fake orgasms said yes.
Actually, they said “Yes! Oh God, Yes!”

4. Having sex on a regular basis helps keep your memory alive.
I wish you all a great 2016.

5. My wife, to our therapist: He always misunderstands simple questions.
Therapist, to me: What does she mean?

Me: It’s a feminine pronoun,

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