18/1/23 Jokes


Category: humour

1. What do a burned pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull out in time

2. My next-door neighbor with massive boobs keeps walking around the backyard topless.
I wish his wife would do the same.

3. What does the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue and you’re in deep shit

4. A Zimbabwean man, a Malian man, an Equatorial Guinean man, and a South African man, were all walking down the street.
They came up on a street performer, who asked if he was visible.





5. “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure,” is a great philosophy
But it’s a lousy way to tell a kid they’re adopted.

6. My wife works as a rep for a breakfast food company. Last week she went away to a work weekend convention. I could tell something was different when she came home so I checked her phone when she showered.

I found photos of her having sex with the mascots for Coco Pops, Lucky Charms, and Frosties.

I think she is a cereal cheater!

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