26/1/23 Jokes

1. 3 guys awake after a night of sharing a bed
The guy on the rightmost side looks over to the other two, and says, “I had the weirdest dream last night, I dreamt that I was getting jacked off!” He looks down, and surely enough, there are cum stains. The guy on the leftmost side exclaims, “Weird! I had the exact same dream…” He looks down, and surely enough, there are cum stains. The guy in the middle starts laughing, “I had a great dream! I dreamt that I was skiing in the alps, although I had to stop shortly after my gloves got soaked from the snow.”

2. I have a new girlfriend
I should be happy because I have a new girlfriend. The Problem is that she has the same name as my sister. Every time we have sex now, I have to think of my girlfriend.

3. Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are good at it

4. Chuck Norris got ambushed by terrorists with a $5,000,000 ransom
If the money wasn’t paid within 24 hours, the terrorists would be beheaded

5. Why did the house owner not allow the nine ants to enter?
Because they were not ten ants