1. How is studying similar to masturbating?If you do it a lot of times a day it’s not gonna be very hard. And when you finish it feels great It’s…
1. Yesterday, I drank a bottle of invisible ink.I was in the hospital all night waiting to be seen 2. What do you call a dog with no legs?Log 3.…
1. It was the 117th birthday of the oldest man in the country, so a reporter went to interview him.The old man looked really young, like a 60-year-old. The reporter,…
1. I got kicked out of a restaurant for having an improper dress.An Afghan, an Albanian, and Algerian, an American, an Andorran, an Angolan, an Antiguan, an Argintine, an Armenian,…
1. It was July 17, 1946The temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees. The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, had invented the first automobile air conditioner. The four…