12/1/23 Jokes
1. I was woken up from my drunken sleep by my neighbor mowing at 6am.“Just fucking go around me!” I shouted. 2. In the final round of the poetry competition,…
11/1/23 Jokes
1. An LGBTQ cruising ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Who survives?The flambuoyants. 2. I realized why girls like tall menBecause it makes it easier to crop your…
10/1/23 Jokes
1. Whenever my wife is upset I let her color in my black and white tattoos.Sometimes she needs a shoulder to crayon. 2. Why did the sperm cross the road?I…
9/1/23 Jokes
1. I was gonna tell a joke about time travellingBut you guys didn’t like it 2. What do you call a guy with a small dick?Just-in! 3. Pope died and…
8/1/23 Jokes
1. The doctor said I had Gloria Gaynor SyndromeAt first, I was afraid… 2. Dear Satan,For Christmas, I want a cure for my dyslexia 3. What do you call a…
