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1. A blind man with a service dog walked into a barThe construction worker holding the bar said, “Dude, you need a new dog!” 2. An old Jewish man is…
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1. What did one casket say to the other?Is that you coffin? 2. Nuns are painting the chapel on a hot summer day.Nuns are performing a much-needed renovation on the…