1. What did one casket say to the other?Is that you coffin? 2. Nuns are painting the chapel on a hot summer day.Nuns are performing a much-needed renovation on the…
1. Which body part never gets mad?The scrotum: They know how to cool their beans 2. A snobby young couple was walking through Central Park, discussing their massive credit card…
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1. A friend of mine asked me if thereβs any swearing in OedipusI said there better not be, he kisses his mother with that mouth. 2. Why did the golfer…
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