1. I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on?I said Iβve got a hard-on but I didnβt know you could smell it…
1. A guy gets on an airplane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck.A gorgeous young stewardess comes by and asks the guy and the duck if they…
1. A German saved my drowning dogA German tourist jumped into freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning. When he climbed out and gave me my dog…
1. My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of a Ford F-150.Heβs β¦.a pickup artist. 2. Two scientists walk into a bar.Walks into a barβIβll have H2O,β…
1. The wedding was so beautifuleven the cake was in tiers 2. why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?They’re making all the toys 3. A man calls the police, upset…