1/1/23 Jokes
1. I was on a date and she said you smell nice, what have you got on?I said I’ve got a hard-on but I didn’t know you could smell it…
31/12/22 Jokes
1. A guy gets on an airplane and finds himself sitting next to a talking duck.A gorgeous young stewardess comes by and asks the guy and the duck if they…
30/12/22 Jokes
1. A German saved my drowning dogA German tourist jumped into freezing water to save my little dog who was drowning. When he climbed out and gave me my dog…
29/12/22 Jokes
1. My friend tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of a Ford F-150.He’s ….a pickup artist. 2. Two scientists walk into a bar.Walks into a bar“I’ll have H2O,”…
28/12/22 Jokes
1. The wedding was so beautifuleven the cake was in tiers 2. why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?They’re making all the toys 3. A man calls the police, upset…
