1. A stomach said to the brain, “I am more clever than you are.” “How so?” brain inquired.I can tell when I am empty, you can’t. 2. My jokes are…
1. Porn starThe woman who lives across the street from me is a porn star. She is going to go fucking mad when she finds out. 2. I’m changing my…
1. What do you call a man who gives students money?Grant 2. HootersTwo men grow up together as friends. After college, one moves to Ohio, and the other moves to…
1. Ever heard about a reverse exorcism?It’s when the Demon tells the priest to get out of the child. 2. Seducing the milkman delivery guy:A woman wanted to seduce her…
2. I asked a rabbit why he only had one footHe said, “they’re always after me lucky charms!” 3. Why are people living in the north pole narcissists?Because the world…
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